From: WebForm <WebForm@ecunet.org> Lou Liljedahl ll51@umail.umd.edu# NOT for Presbyterians Today #5795 reminds me me one of the "reverse knock-knock" jokes which were popular 2 or 3 decades ago. Q: Knock-knock. A: Who's there? Q: Mr. Punnoval. A: Oh. Well, which Mr. Punnoval? A: Theophilus. Theophilus Punnoval. Lou Liljedahl Colesville Presbyterian Church, Silver Spring, MD "The heart has its reasons, of which reason knows nothing". Pascal.
Re: #601 from INTERNET on May 27, 1998 Here is the entire note I got via our web page that solicts comments and jokes but warns against sending moldy oldies which have the punch lines listed on the page: *** Original (but possibly edited) note follows *** from "ECULAUGH RAW" 601 (of 603) INTERNET May 27, 1998 at 11:11 Eastern (556 characters) From: WebForm <WebForm@ecunet.org> Subject: From ECULAUGH Web Page Date: Wed, 27 May 98 10:54:08 EDT The following data was entered into the form: 99-comments: I would like to receive all of the jokes listed on this page. recorded originator: http://ww1.ecunet.org/ecunet/eculaugh/offer.html Client software: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; MSN 2.5; AOL 3.0; Windows 95) Originating page: http://ww1.ecunet.org/ecunet/eculaugh/offer.html Remote user: ECULAUGH_RAW.topic@pcusa.org Remote address: 205.188.131.8 Remote host: 205.188.131.8 *** End of original note *** Note the absence of an email address, which is a blank on the page. http://www.bright.net/~jramsey * Copyright 1998 * See COPYRIGHTS Note #20
Re: #5817 from CARLOS WILTON on May 28, 1998 Re: Scottish jokes Looks as if you have the same file I have, Carlos. I sent the exact same jokes, plus one other. But the first one is my favorite. John JOHN SALMON Interim Pastor, Brookings (OR) Presbyterian Church By the grace of God a follower of Christ--and a Presbyterian! Thu, May 28, 1998 This tagline is only a test. Had this been an actual tagline it would have been witty.
And I always thought there was an unwritten line in the qualifications for jokes . . . GOOD, CLEAN, RELIGIOUS HUMOR according to J. Christy Ramsey! After all, it is his page . . . BTW, ever think of creating an "ECULAUGH REJECTED" meeting for all the jokes that were in poor taste? Those of us who miss loggin in for a few days get the commentary on the Amish drive-by joke, but never read teh joke and have a chance to complain <g>. Bruce Brown (bruce.brown@pcusa.org or bbrown@sgi.net)
Requests Reply from CDavid Salico to #2286 From Bruce Brown, Fri May 29 at 5:41p Hey, this is one FANTASTIC IDEA. Any Possibilities? --- Original Note #2286 From Bruce Brown, Fri May 29 at 5:41p --- >And I always thought there was an unwritten line in the qualifications for >jokes . . . GOOD, CLEAN, RELIGIOUS HUMOR according to J. Christy Ramsey! >After all, it is his page . . . > >BTW, ever think of creating an "ECULAUGH REJECTED" meeting for all the >jokes that were in poor taste? Those of us who miss loggin in for a few >days get the commentary on the Amish drive-by joke, but never read teh joke >and have a chance to complain <g>. > >Bruce Brown (bruce.brown@pcusa.org or bbrown@sgi.net)
Requests Reply from Joe Parrish to #2286 From Bruce Brown, Fri May 29 at 8:41p Maybe, Eculurch? --- Original Note #2286 From Bruce Brown, Fri May 29 at 8:41p --- >And I always thought there was an unwritten line in the qualifications for >jokes . . . GOOD, CLEAN, RELIGIOUS HUMOR according to J. Christy Ramsey! >After all, it is his page . . . > >BTW, ever think of creating an "ECULAUGH REJECTED" meeting for all the >jokes that were in poor taste? Those of us who miss loggin in for a few >days get the commentary on the Amish drive-by joke, but never read teh joke >and have a chance to complain <g>. > >Bruce Brown (bruce.brown@pcusa.org or bbrown@sgi.net)
Re: #2286 from BRUCE BROWN on May 29, 1998 Most of the ECULAUGH REJECTED are misfires like quoting a joke and sending it to the meeting instead of a friend. The rest are usually old jokes spamcasted to several meetings like JOKES or FUNSTUFF. The Amish drive by was in JOKES Also, I want to encourage people to send their notes to appropriate meetings. If I do it for them, then folks would just send any old thing trusting me to sort it out FOR them. So I return the note and the responsibility to them. Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20 I spend time with my wife and family
Re: #2287 from CDAVID SALICO on May 30, 1998 The possibilities are endless if you start the meeting, CDAVID SALICO. ___________________________________________________________________________ Still Mary Jo Koehler (after all these years), now married to Bob Bye, at 2:20 pm on Mon, Jun 1, 1998, Convene address MOORCROFT WY, Internet address moorcroft.wy@ecunet.org.
Re: #2288 from JOE PARRISH on May 31, 1998 How about ECUJECT? Or ECUCRY? Or ECUMOAN? Or ECUTOSS? or ECUSMIRK? or ECUWINK? or DON'T JOIN THIS MEETING? or THE X-FILES? or THE CIRCULAR FILES? or ECUDUMP? ___________________________________________________________________________ Still Mary Jo Koehler (after all these years), now married to Bob Bye, at 2:21 pm on Mon, Jun 1, 1998, Convene address MOORCROFT WY, Internet address moorcroft.wy@ecunet.org.
Requests Reply from Joe Parrish to #2291 From Moorcroft Wy, Mon Jun 1 at 10:11p Difficult to Ecuchoose. (will ecucontemplate at the beach for a week and let you ecuknow then.)
Requests Reply from CDavid Salico to #2290 From Moorcroft Wy, Mon Jun 1 at 7:11p You mean an eculaugh reject meeting? I'm afraid I wouldn't be the one to do that, since I wouldn't have a list of rejects, other than my own that is. But as long as you briught up the subject, there is a meeting I do convene. Check out PIGS. You'd be more than welcom at our trough. Peace! David C. David Salico Sennett Federated Church (ABCUSA/PCUSA) 7767 Weedsport Sennett Road Sennett, New York 13021-8907 Convene address: CDavid Salico also kcds@worldnet.att.net and kcds1@juno.com THE BIG PIG (:)PIGS (Poor Innocent Guys society) In support of PIGS (Poor Innocent Guys) who are victims of the wiles of women, and the SLOTHS (Smart Ladies of the House) who put up with them Join the "PIGS" meeting --- Original Note #2290 From Moorcroft Wy, Mon Jun 1 at 7:11p --- >Re: #2287 from CDAVID SALICO on May 30, 1998 > >The possibilities are endless if you start the meeting, CDAVID SALICO. > >___________________________________________________________________________ >Still Mary Jo Koehler (after all these years), now married to Bob Bye, at > 2:20 pm on Mon, Jun 1, 1998, Convene address MOORCROFT WY, Internet >address moorcroft.wy@ecunet.org.
Re: #2291 from MOORCROFT WY on June 01, 1998 I had a meeting for complaints: LIFE IS NOT FAIR It was write only. <g> Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20 I last longer than those that oppose me
Re: #2292 from JOE PARRISH on June 02, 1998 And say, Joe, have an ecugood time on the ecubeach! ___________________________________________________________________________ Still Mary Jo Koehler (after all these years), now married to Bob Bye, at 6:28 am on Tue, Jun 2, 1998, Convene address MOORCROFT WY, Internet address moorcroft.wy@ecunet.org.
Re: #2293 from CDAVID SALICO on June 02, 1998 Well, say. I (snort) might just (snort) take a look at that... (oink). ___________________________________________________________________________ Still Mary Jo Koehler (after all these years), now married to Bob Bye, at 6:29 am on Tue, Jun 2, 1998, Convene address MOORCROFT WY, Internet address moorcroft.wy@ecunet.org.
Subject: From ECULAUGH Web Page Andrew Reid andrew.reid@sympatico.ca Comment Reply from First Pres Hugo Ok to #5815 From Vernon L Carroll, Wed May 27 at 4:34p > announced the total given was $986.03. Said the Captain, "Three > cents. We must have a Scotsman aboard." > > "Aye," came the response from the back of the crowd, "there are three > of us!" First Pres Hugo ok's offering of the "joke" about the three Scotsmen on the ocean liner is clean, and it may be religious. But I question its goodness. I dare you to publish it again substituting the words "Jew" for the word "Scotsman."
Requests Forwarded Copy of Eculaugh Comments #2296 From Moorcroft Wy, Tue Jun 2 at 2:39p (:)OINK! Mary Jo, You sound like a real Smart Lady of the House to me. (:)OINK! THE BIG PIG (:)PIGS (Poor Innocent Guys society) In support of PIGS (Poor Innocent Guys) who are victims of the wiles of women, and the SLOTHS (Smart Ladies of the House) who put up with them Join the "PIGS" meeting ------------------------------ Re: #2293 from CDAVID SALICO on June 02, 1998 Well, say. I (snort) might just (snort) take a look at that... (oink). ___________________________________________________________________________ Still Mary Jo Koehler (after all these years), now married to Bob Bye, at 6:29 am on Tue, Jun 2, 1998, Convene address MOORCROFT WY, Internet address moorcroft.wy@ecunet.org.
Re: #98.267300 from BILL MCDANIEL on June 09, 1998 *** Original (but possibly edited) note follows *** 98.267300 by BILL MCDANIEL, June 09, 1998 at 7:07 Eastern OOPS! Christy, I recently responded to a humorous bit with a comment, and never realized that it had been in Eculaugh. Therefore, you rightly perceived it as not appropriate for that meeting. I didn't realize I was even sending it to a meeting! Sorry about that. As they used to say (regularly) in the drug abuse program in which I worked, I need to "be more aware, stupid!" Anyway, no problem with the deletion; I, too, perceive deleting it as something not appropriate for that meeting. Thanks for taking the trouble to take care of the meeting as you do. I generally enjoy it. Peace, Intentional Interim Pastor Bill McDaniel INBOX: BILL MCDANIEL Bill First United Presbyterian of Dale City, VA on 06/09/98 at 06:18 *** End of original note *** Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20 I act
Re: #98.267300 from BILL MCDANIEL on June 09, 1998 vvvv sent to BILL MCDANIEL vvvvvvv No problem Bill. I've done it myself. I copied your note to ECULAUGH COMMENTS as I explained in my previous note to you. ^^^^^^^^^^ I'll reset Bill's counter <g> Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20 I am quiet when attacked
Moses' wife, trailing behind him, says with a smirk on her face, "So here we are, wandering in the desert for forty years, just because Mister-don't-ask-anybody-directions wouldn't find out from the burning bush where he was supposed to go."
The punchline of "I don't mind helping out, but I
don't want to make it
a habit" *doesn't* pass muster for Eculaugh?!
Don't give me a break; take one yourself!
Mark English...living in lovely Leola, PA, laboring in long term
care
for Luthercare in Lancaster County, and liking alliteration.
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