Subject: From ECULAUGH Web Page
   kenneth hamilton 
   khamilto@erols.com 

   this note is "BALANCED" feedback:
   
   i like very much the redesign of the eculaugh web page. 
   
   HOWEVER
   
   i am getting a error window of:
   
   JavaScript Error: http://ww1.ecunet.org/ecunet/eculaugh/laugh.html, line
22:
   
   document[img_name] has no properties.
   
   maybe you havent seen this error [or i know you would have fixed it!]
   i using Netscape. Communicator 4.05 and windows 95 on a compaq presario
4712 which starts its own 'underneath program' before windows but i dont
thing that has anything to do with the error message.
   
   thanks for all your good works with eculaugh.

Re: #681 from INTERNET on Aug. 03, 1998

CC:   kenneth hamilton khamilto@erols.com

 >    i like very much the redesign of the eculaugh web page.
   
Thanks.

 >    document[img_name] has no properties.

Oops.

Thanks for noticing and bothering to report it.

I fixed it this morning.


Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20

 I stay connected with people

I am speaking to the Wine Brokers of the state next week.
I would like your jokes on wine as I speak on Wine and Theology.
Especially looking for the one about the priest and the rabbi in a wreck
and the rabbi hands the wine bottle to the priest as a symbol of unity.
Please rush them and thank you very much!!!!

Tom Sikes
"We grow as we serve."
NCD Pastor, Grace Chapel PC(U.S.A.)
Madison, Mississippi

From: WebForm <WebForm@ecunet.org>
   David E Flavell 
   evo@dial.pipex.com 

   I'm using IE3.02 and with your new layout I get
   
   Microsoft JScript runtime error
   
   [Line: 18] '<undefined>' is not an object
   
   on different screens line 18 becomes line 19; line 23 etc

Subject: From ECULAUGH Web Page
   Davey Padot 
   WPFOOT@aol.com 
   For ECULAUGH And Presbyterians Today 

   PLEASE ANYONE THAT HAS GOOD CLEAN RELIGIOUS JOKES PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME
I AM THE EDITOR OF YOUR YOUTH NEWSLETTER AND NEED SOME TO PUT IN IT> THANK
YOU <{{{><

   Gary Wheeler 
   gwheeler@ohiohills.com 
   For ECULAUGH And Presbyterians Today

   RE; Choir Director and Youth Director stuff:
   
   I can't find it, but maybe refering to it will jog someone's memory.
   
   Whittenberg Door published "Church Staff Job Descriptions" many years
ago that had Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor, Christian Education, Music
Minister, Youth Minister, and Church Secretary.
   
   If someone can find it, it would be appropriate.

Subject: From ECULAUGH Web Page
   William Ng 
   wngofm@hotmail.com 

   does anyone remember the joke about 'God provided the RAM' for Abraham
trying to upgrade his 286?

Re: #2339 from J CHRISTY RAMSEY on Aug. 10, 1998

 *** Original (but possibly edited) note follows ***

 > does anyone remember the joke about 'God provided the RAM' for Abraham
 > trying to upgrade his 286?

It's no. 3337 in "ECULAUGH," but I don't seem to have it.

John
                            JOHN SALMON
        Interim Pastor, Brookings (OR) Presbyterian Church
  By the grace of God a follower of Christ--and a Presbyterian!
                         Mon, Aug 10, 1998

Classified tagline, Please enter password:_

Subject: From ECULAUGH Web Page
   Paul Gunzelmann 
   gzlmn@iwaynet.net 

   Congrats and thanks for the recent improvements. They have made
downloading cleaner, faster, and easier, eliminating many of the earlier
irritations and frustrations. Thanks you. Thank you. Thank you. (Yes, I
guess I'm a trinitarian.) Cheers. Paul Gunzelmann (Columbus, Ohio)

I have a friend who is retiring from the ministry.  Do you know of any good
clean jokes or stories that I might share?  Thanks!

From: WebForm <WebForm@ecunet.org>
 Lou Liljedahl
   ll51@umail.umd.edu

  Re 5958 was not particularly clean and not particularly new, either

(5958 was the priest that wanted to be a "stud")

   Lou Liljedahl 
   ll51@umail.umd.edu

 >    Re 5958 was not particularly clean and not particularly new, either 

Thanks for your comment. Glad you read ECULAUGH.

The priest stud joke was borderline. Certainly not squeakly clean, I agree.

ECULAUGH doesn't promise new humor. I should update the FAQ to
apologize/explain that newness and originally isn't promised or even
attained often.

Again, thanks for commenting.


Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20

 I seek to play with people rather than save them

 *** Original (sent to my inbox) note follows ***
 
98.389322 by NEIL COWLING, Aug. 25, 1998 at 8:29 Eastern 
TYPOS

John,

Thanks for your note telling me that my posting of typos was verboten on
Eculaugh. I was unaware of that but I do have one question: Is that Strike
One?
    
 Peace!          
 Neil

 Neil D. Cowling, Pastor, Kirk of Our Savior, Westland, MI
 17:24       Mon, Aug 24, 1998      ncowling@mich.com

 ***  End of original note *** 


Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20

 I get my work done.

Since it has been a couple years since your other strikes. I guess it is
just one. 

 Re: #1418 from NEIL COWLING on June 03, 1995
 Re: #1559 from NEIL COWLING on July 22, 1995
 Re: #1590 from NEIL COWLING on July 26, 1995
 Re: #3046 from ncowling@mail.mich.com on June 26, 1996
 Re: #3147 from ncowling@mail.mich.com on July 15, 1996
 Re: #3465 from ncowling@mich.com on Sep. 20, 1996
 Re: #3640 from ncowling@mich.com on Oct. 21, 1996
 Re: #3641 from ncowling@mich.com on Oct. 21, 1996
 Re: #3643 from ncowling@mich.com on Oct. 21, 1996
 Re: #5978 from NEIL COWLING on Aug. 23, 1998





Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20

 I rejoice when my approval level drops

Re: #2346 from J CHRISTY RAMSEY on Aug. 27, 1998

I guess I have reduced my number of contributions despite the fact that I
was paying and not praying.

By the way, with that record of notes have you been hired by the FBI?

 Peace!
 Neil

 Neil D. Cowling, Pastor, Kirk of Our Savior, Westland, MI
 08:44       Thu, Aug 27, 1998      ncowling@mich.com

Re: #2347 from NEIL COWLING on Aug. 27, 1998

 *** Original (but possibly edited) note follows ***

 > By the way, with that record of notes have you been hired by the FBI?

Or Ken Starr?

John
                            JOHN SALMON
        Interim Pastor, Brookings (OR) Presbyterian Church
  By the grace of God a follower of Christ--and a Presbyterian!
                         Fri, Aug 28, 1998

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If I get a "personal" form letter telling me my submitted joke is unacceptable
and will not be published, how come I've already received that note in my
regular list of notes received from Eculaugh?
                        ---Linda

Linda Kraft, Pastor at Holy Trinity Lutheran Church, Stafford Springs, CT
Secretary, Slovak Zion Synod, ELCA
Phone: 860/684-2982, FAX: 860/684-7571

Re: #98.394123 from BARBARA MCGAREY on Aug. 27, 1998

 *** Original (but sent to my inbox) note follows ***

98.394123 by BARBARA MCGAREY, Aug. 27, 1998 at 22:47 Eastern
UH OOPS

sorry hit the wrong button in forwarding note.

Have a great Friday...
Bobbie

 ***  End of original note ***

It is even worse than you think....

    PresbyNet doesn't support the posting of the ECULAUGH
    video surveillance tapes.

Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20

 I focus on the strong and the brave

Re: #2349 from LINDA KRAFT on Aug. 28, 1998

In that personal note you will find directions to read note #1 of the
meeting FAQ ECULAUGH which explains how a note can be remove and returned
(and not published on the web pages) yet still appear in your ECULAUGH
notes.  The paragraph is titled: HOW COME SO AND SO....

Non-quoted portions Copyright 1998 - Christy Ramsey - COPYRIGHTS Note #20

 I always take criticism impersonally