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"ECULAUGH" by CHRISTY RAMSEY on March 16, 1993 at 09:13 Eastern, about GOOD
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Forwarded Copy of Eculaugh #6971 From Jim Bender, Tue Nov 9 at 6:03p
I'm also always looking for good jokes about choirs, choir directors and
organists.
Q: How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Nobody knows. Nobody ever watches the choir director.
Note 6974 (of 6986) by ROGER ROTVOLD on Nov. 10, 1999 at 12:01 Eastern (1141
characters).
A clergyman was walking down the street when he came upon a
group of about a dozen boys, all of them between 10 and 12
years of age. The group surrounded a dog. Concerned lest
the boys were hurting the dog, he went over and asked, "What
are you doing with that dog?"
One of the boys replied, "This dog is just an old
neighborhood stray. We all want him, but only one of us can
take him home. So we've decided that whichever one of us
can tell the biggest lie will get to keep the dog."
Of course, the reverend was taken aback. "You boys
shouldn't be having a contest telling lies!" he exclaimed.
He then launched into a ten minute sermon against lying,
beginning, "Don't you boys know it's a sin to lie," and
ending with , "Why when I was your age, I never told a lie."
There was dead silence for about a minute. Just as the
reverend was beginning to think he'd gotten through to them,
the smallest boy gave a deep sigh and said, "All right, give
him the dog."
Note 6975 (of 6986) by ROLLIN KIRK on Nov. 10, 1999 at 18:29 Eastern (582
characters).
Re: #6971 from JIM BENDER on Nov. 09, 1999
Q. How many mezzo-sopranos does it take to change the light bulb?
A. The whole section; one to go up the ladder, and the rest to stand around
and say, "Isn't that a bit high for you, dearie?"
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I'm also always looking for good jokes about choirs, choir directors and
organists.
Rollin Kirk
at home
in Minneapolis North Presbyterian Church, North St. Paul MN
612-721-5641 651-777-4044
05:13 PM Wed, Nov 10, 1999
Note 6976 (of 6986) by ARCH TAYLOR on Nov. 10, 1999 at 20:31 Eastern (974
characters).
Re: #6971 from JIM BENDER on Nov. 09, 1999
Stewardship jokes--These came off eculaugh quite a while ago; may bear
recalling:
The preacher announced one Sunday: There's bad news--we need to replace the
roof without further delay, and it'll cost us $50,000.
There's good news--we've got plenty of money.
There's bad news--up to now, the money's in your pockets.
The congregation knew the roof was leaking and needed replacement, but they
kept putting it off. Finally some areas of the ceiling in the sanctuary
began to sag. They called a congregational meeting to address the problem,
and the richest member of the congregation rose to say that he would pledge
$1000 toward fixing the roof. Just then a small piece of the ceiling fell
and hit him on the head. Somebody in the back of the church said, "Hit him
again, Lord!"
ARCH TAYLOR (HR) former Japan missionary, Bible student/teacher
(written on Wed, Nov 10, 1999, at 6:30 pm) Louisville, KY.
Note 6977 (of 6986) by LES SAUER on Nov. 10, 1999 at 22:40 Eastern (619
characters).
Re: #6971 from JIM BENDER on Tue, 9-Nov-99 20:03 EST
>>>>>>JIM BENDER wrote:
Greetings from Milwaukee!
For many of us, this will be stewardship Sunday. Anyone have any good
jokes on this topic?
I'm also always looking for good jokes about choirs, choir directors and
organists.
Many thanks.
Peace, Jim Bender
Jim Bender, Shorewood, WI
"The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age
brings wisdom." (H.L. Mencken)
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