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Note 6968 by FREDDY THOMPSON on Nov. 8, 1999 at 10:37 Eastern (1440
characters).
Re: #903 from CDAVID SALICO on Wed, 20-Oct-99 11:20 EDT
>>>>>>CDAVID SALICO wrote:
Forwarded Copy of #99.8602548 From kcds@operamail.com(THE BIG PIG
), Tue Oct 19 at 10:51p
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>===== Original Message From "Russell McDade" =====
Filling in the gaps
Adam had spent all day naming the animals with the Lord God, and after the
process had finished there was not found a suitable partner for him so the
Lord God said.
"Adam I am going to create a partner for you that will be the love of your
life, the delight of your eyes, and she is gunna love you, she is gunna bear
your children, she is gunna cook you meals, she is gunna wash your clothes,
she is gunna comfort you at the end of the day, she is
gunna at this point Adam interrupted and asked, "What's all this gunna cost?
The Lord God answered "An arm 'n leg." Adam thought about it for a while and
finally asked. "What can you do with a rib?"
The rest is history.
God bless you pigs
From amother pig in Australia (oorstraaalya)
Russell
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Note 6969 (of 6979) by CHRISTY RAMSEY on Nov. 8, 1999 at 18:40 Eastern (247
characters).
Subject: From ECULAUGH Web Page
Jimey Ames
james@bowtie.mas.vcu.edu
For ECULAUGH And Presbyterians Today
Having seen the story regarding "Jesus Saves"
I am reminded that He saves on CDs which proves:
Once Saved Always Saved.
Note 6970 (of 6979) by MARK T ENGLISH on Nov. 8, 1999 at 23:10 Eastern (2824
characters).
*** Original (but possibly edited) note follows ***
This is a late, but still good for a laugh.
"The Reformation Polka"
by Richard Gebel
(sung to the tune of "Supercalifragilistic-expialidocious")
When I was just ein junger Mann I studied canon law;
While Erfurt was a challenge, it was just to please my Pa.
Then came the storm, the lightning struck, I called upon Saint Anne,
I shaved my head, I took my vows, an Augustinian! Oh, -
-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!
When Tetzel came near Wittenberg, St. Peter's profits soared,
I wrote a little notice for the All Saints' Bull'tin board:
"You cannot purchase merits, for we're justified by grace!
Here's 95 more reasons, Brother Tetzel, in your face!" Oh-
-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!
They loved my tracts, adored my wit, all were exempleror;
The Pope, however, hauled me up before the Emperor.
"Are these your books? Do you recant?" King Charles did demand,
"I will not change my Diet, Sir, God help me here I stand!" Oh-
-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!
Duke Frederick took the Wise approach, responding to my words,
By knighting "George" as hostage in the Kingdom of the Birds.
Use Brother Martin's model if the languages you seek,
Stay locked inside a castle with your Hebrew and your Greek! Oh-
-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!
Let's raise our steins and Concord Books while gathered in this place,
And spread the word that 'catholic' is spelled with lower case;
The Word remains unfettered when the Spirit gets his chance,
So come on, Katy, drop your lute, and join us in our dance! Oh-
-Chorus:
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation -
Speak your mind against them and face excommunication!
Nail your theses to the door, let's start a Reformation!
Papal bulls, indulgences, and transubstantiation!
*** End of original note ***
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